by Penny Holcomb
There once was a woman named Penny
Whose body malfunctions were many.
Her knees, back and neck
Were hurting like heck
And in profile she looked like Jack Benny.
An exercise program was called for
To strengthen her muscles and “bod” core.
Aerobics got old.
Swimming? “Too cold!”
And running just made her poor dogs sore.
Attracted by all the hard bodies
To Pacific Northwest Pilates
She signed up for classes;
Through Aimee bought masses
Of group sessions, privates and hot tees.
Now Penny is looking quite racy;
She’s no longer mopey or spacey.
Her glutes are sure tight,
And her abs are just right
Thanks to Cheryl, Patricia and Traci!
