by Penny Holcomb

There once was a woman named Penny

Whose body malfunctions were many.

Her knees, back and neck

Were hurting like heck

And in profile she looked like Jack Benny.

An exercise program was called for

To strengthen her muscles and “bod” core.

Aerobics got old.

Swimming? “Too cold!”

And running just made her poor dogs sore.

Attracted by all the hard bodies

To Pacific Northwest Pilates

She signed up for classes;

Through Aimee bought masses

Of group sessions, privates and hot tees.

Now Penny is looking quite racy;

She’s no longer mopey or spacey.

Her glutes are sure tight,

And her abs are just right

Thanks to Cheryl, Patricia and Traci!